He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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