my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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