Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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