last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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