I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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