My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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