I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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