3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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