Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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