How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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