Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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