Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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