Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
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