do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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