Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
People with herpes should wear stickers.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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