im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
