used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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