Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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