apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
