don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Randomize
