yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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