I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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