You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
