I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I think I just sharted jello shots
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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