i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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