i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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