He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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