on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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