I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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