My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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