Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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