So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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