Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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