You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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