my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
