dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
