You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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