D3 body, D1 cock
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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