yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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