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Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
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