i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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