This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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