Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Randomize