redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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