You're so nebulous sometimes
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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