Heybabeimwearingurpanties
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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