I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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