I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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