bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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