I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
the raccoons are back...
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