do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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