Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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