I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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