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say what?
wanna hang out?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
